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The privacy partition in the confessional booth slides open and an excited voice bursts through the screen:

"Father, I gotta tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18 year old women for eight hours last night!"

The stunned priest replies incredulously, "You did WHAT!"

"I said, I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two eighteen year old women last night for eight hours."

The stern father replies, "Boy I've been waiting all my life for a guy like you. I'm gonna give you a penance like you'll never forget."

To which the voice replies, "Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?" asks the man of the cloth.

"Because I'm Jewish," claims the voice.

A perplexed father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"

"Are you kidding? I'm telling EVERYONE!!!"
 
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